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flyingdinosaur:

someone put me back in the womb this isnt working out

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neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

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theamericankid:

Peanut Butter and Jelly: Secret Technique

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brunomarsupial:

lola from zoey 101 was such a fashionista

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vocaroo:

i love having the surname mcgrillen because i can just go around mcgrilling everyone and tell them that they’ve just been mcgrilled and when i am older i’ll have a child and call it burger mcgrillen and he will be bullied in school but all his high school bullies will pay for how they treated burger mcgrillen when he becomes hugely successful in the fast food business all HAIL BURGER MCGRILLEN

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tessanetting:

OMG. I LOVE THIS WORLD.

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darrenfartspuppies:

REMEMBER WHEN “LET THE MAGIC BEGIN”
REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING EVIL HAS RETURNED TO HOGWARTS”
REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES”
REMEMBER WHEN “EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TO CHANGE”
REMEMBER WHEN “THE REBELLION BEGINS”
REMEMBER WHEN “DARK SECRETS REVEALED”
REMEMBER WHEN “NOWHERE IS SAFE”
REMEMBER WHEN “IT ALL ENDS HERE”

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